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Milo

Currently laying in my pillow

about

Hello, I'm Milo Pawlowski Jarczewski! I live in Woodside, California, and occasionally fly my private jet to Rochester, New York for a few months. I'm currently in Rochester. I'm enjoying my daily routines, which include twice-daily outdoor pee breaks and a single indoor pee each day. Sometimes I sneak in an indoor poop too. Fun fact: People often comment on my impressive bladder control

skills

Eating
Sleeping with eyes open
Abnormally large blatter

work

Milos Morning Wiz

Milos Morning Wiz

For the past three years I have peed in the kitchen every morning.